Magic Cats

I 按摩 啊 bitter，kind，安定 battle hungry she-cat。I 按摩 啊 black she-cat with 啊 white stripe 阿龙  没有 back。Legend  哈桑 it that everynight I 够 呕吐 安定 kill 巴丁格认识。I 塔克their 陈laws 安定 attach 太和门 铜 没有 怕我是，送 I have badger 陈laws 爱晒  擦头     陈laws。

Translation:

I am a bitter,kind,and battle hungry she-cat.I am a black she-cat with a white stripe on my back.Legend has it that everynight I go outside and kill badgers.I take their claws and attach them to my paws,so I have badger claws instead of cat claws.

Warning:The english words are actully english,for I'm on a chinese computer,and it messes up.